Finally, the long winter is over. We did it. We survived the long night filled with terrible things that aren’t football. Finally, football is back.
On Thursday, the 2017 NFL season will begin. It’ll be a pit of chaos, like every NFL season, so we’ve decided to try to sort through the chaos with our official predictions. Earlier this week, we gave you our expert picks for every division. Today, we bring you our expert picks for the Super Bowl, individual awards like MVP and Coach of the Year, and some team predictions like which team will be the last to win a game (spoiler alert: the Jets).
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Before we get to the predictions, a couple of highlights: